And yet I can’t find a place to have a decent cup of coffee.
Pleasure to meet you, Mia.
I hear you, girl. Where’re you from?
The general west coast area. I tend to move around a lot.
Been living here long?
You are making me want to rip your throat open, little girl.
Tired of searching for a witty rejoinder?
Lucille Ball is my idol.
But I guess I have to go sine I bothered to put an outfit together. I’m Harley, by the way.
Always a pleasure to meet someone who appreciates classic television.
I can interpret sarcasm well, clearly. But I don’t think you can.
How wonderful for you. Good to know that your capacity for language includes something other than hostility.
I was beginning to wonder.
I’m having second thoughts about the whole thing now—I might just stay home and watch reruns of I Love Lucy now.
Might be your safest bet, few things in this world can compare to such comic genius.
It’s nice to meet you, Mia. What brings you to Beacon?
A pushy woman in an ill-fitting suit. Hopefully her taste in real estate isn’t quite as out there as her fashion sense.
What a big mistake to make.
Clearly, so was thinking that you’d be able to interpret sarcasm.
Sorry if I made you think I wanted to start a conversation with you.Now, I wouldn’t say that.
No worries, it tends to happen when people look in my direction and speak.
What would you say?